There’s Something About Mary (45 WAVs Found)
tsam-7minabs.wav
Hitchhiker … “You heard of this thing the 8-minute abs?”
Ted … “Yes, 8 minute ads, sure, the exercise video.”
Hitchhiker … “Well this is going to BLOW that right outta the water, listen to this … SEVEN minute abs.”
Length
00:14
Filesize
154k
tsam-7minutes.wav
Hitchhiker … “I’m only waiting seven minutes, total.”
Length
00:04
Filesize
37k
tsam-alittle.wav
Magda … “Oh my god!… He’s got him wrapped up like a little baby.”
Pat … “He was a little chilly.”
Length
00:12
Filesize
130k
tsam-allgods.wav
Pat … “I’ll be honest with you … “
Length
00:09
Filesize
25k
tsam-awful.wav
Pat … “How many is this?”
Tucker … “Four.”
Pat … “Four? That seems like an awful lot of speed to give one little pooch.”
Length
00:08
Filesize
88k
tsam-awhitehd.wav
Dom … “You ever had a whitehead on your eyeball Mary?”
Length
00:04
Filesize
39k
tsam-brett.wav
Pat … “What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?”
Brett Favre … “I’m in town to play the dolphins you dumbass.”
Length
00:04
Filesize
44k
tsam-budor.wav
Mary … “Pat do you want a Budweiser or a Hiney?”
Pat … “Yeayea whatever. Cmon puffer! Stay away from the light!”
Mary … “Ok, I’ll just get you a regular.”
Length
00:14
Filesize
149k
tsam-canof.wav
Mary’s Dad … “Don’t make me have to open a can of whoop ass on you, hear?”
Length
00:02
Filesize
17k
tsam-choke.wav
Dom … “You choke the chicken.”
Length
00:03
Filesize
9k
tsam-closing.wav
Ted … “He never even looked her up down there. He was there closing his deal with the Rice-A-Roni people the whole time!”
Length
00:05
Filesize
52k
tsam-fellin.wav
Ted … “When I was 16 years old, I fell in love.”
Length
00:02
Filesize
22k
tsam-flog.wav
Dom … “Oh my god.. he doesn’t flog the dolphin before going out on a date. Are you crazy? That’s like going out there with a loaded gun.”
Length
00:08
Filesize
87k
tsam-frankor.wav
Mary’s Mom … “What exactly are we looking at here?”
Ted … “What do you mean”
Mary’s Mom … “Is it the .. umm.. or the .. umm..”
Mary’s Dad … “Is it the frank or the beans?”
Length
00:12
Filesize
132k
tsam-franks.wav
Warren … “Franks and beans! Franks and beans!”
Length
00:04
Filesize
43k
tsam-gota.wav
Policeman … “It’s just like pulling off a band-aid. A one, and a two, and a … “
Paramedic … “We got a bleeder!”
Length
00:11
Filesize
122k
tsam-hairgel.wav
Mary … “What is that? On your ear? No, on your left ear. Is that hair gel?”
Length
00:09
Filesize
99k
tsam-hewas.wav
Warren … “He was masterbauting!”
Length
00:02
Filesize
22k
tsam-howthe.wav
Fireman … “How the hell did you get the zipper all the way to the top?”
Length
00:02
Filesize
22k
tsam-idont.wav
Pat … “What do you think your sh*t don’t stink?”
Ted … “No, I dont, think, umm, it does, I don’t care.”
Length
00:05
Filesize
59k
tsam-imanine.wav
Ted … “What about Brett Favre?”
Mary … “What did I tell you the first time we met? I’m a niners fan.”
Length
00:08
Filesize
85k
tsam-inlove.wav
Ted … “Umm look, we’re all in love with Mary.”
Length
00:04
Filesize
40k
tsam-itchy.wav
Hitchhiker … “Man, your car seats are making me itchy man. What are these made out of, cactus?”
Length
00:05
Filesize
52k
tsam-little.wav
Dom … “Hey uh Brett what are the chances I could get your autograph on this pump. Something nice for the wife and kids.”
Mary … “What?”
Dom … “Oh, shutup, cocktease.”
Length
00:09
Filesize
93k
tsam-loaded.wav
Ted … “I’ve been going out with a loaded gun!”
Dom … “People get hurt that way.”
Length
00:05
Filesize
53k
tsam-makin.wav
Ted … “Hey… hey.. are you the little guy making all that big noise?”
Length
00:07
Filesize
73k
tsam-meatina.wav
Ted … “You know what I would like to see? I would like to see more meats in a cone.”
Length
00:04
Filesize
38k
tsam-meatison.wav
Mary … “You know I don’t think they have enough meats on sticks.”
Length
00:02
Filesize
26k
tsam-mybase.wav
Warren … “Have you seen my baseball?”
Length
00:02
Filesize
18k
tsam-myreal.wav
Pat … “My real pashion is my hobby”
Mary … “Oh realy, what’s that?”
Pat … “I work with retards.”
Length
00:06
Filesize
62k
tsam-mywien.wav
Warren … “Have you seen my .. weiner?”
Length
00:02
Filesize
23k
tsam-puffer.wav
Pat … “Puffer ball likes it when I rub his belly.”
Length
00:03
Filesize
34k
tsam-pufferpf.wav
Pat … “Puffer doesnt like bad guys does he? Puffer, Puffer?”
Length
00:06
Filesize
68k
tsam-sheknew.wav
Ted … “I couldn’t believe it, she knew my name! Some of my best friends didnt know my name.”
Length
00:04
Filesize
44k
tsam-spank.wav
Dom … “Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date.”
Length
00:04
Filesize
38k
tsam-started.wav
Pat … “You asked me to follow around your girl, and I did. And the truth is, I started to like her.”
Length
00:06
Filesize
65k
tsam-thatbubb.wav
Mary’s Dad … “What’s that bubble there?”
Ted … “Well, WHAT DO YOU THINK?”
Mary’s Dad … “How did you get the beans above the frank?”
Ted … “I dont know, it’s not like it was a well thought out plan.”
Length
00:10
Filesize
108k
tsam-thebad.wav
Magda … “And you know that Puffy, he only barks at the bad people.”
Length
00:03
Filesize
36k
tsam-togetto.wav
Homeless Man … “I was only boning you to get to Mary.”
Length
00:03
Filesize
33k
tsam-whatkind.wav
Ted … “Ummm .. Mary .. What kind of dog is Puffy?”
{Banging noise coming from bathroom}
Length
00:10
Filesize
105k
tsam-wheres.wav
Mary … “Magda, Magda, Hunny, Where’s Puffy?”
Magda … “Oh, he was being a pest so I put him in the bathroom.”
{Banging noise coming from bathroom}
Length
00:10
Filesize
111k
tsam-yougotta.wav
Mary’s Dad … “Shiela hunny, you gotta come here. You gotta see this.”
Length
00:03
Filesize
36k
tsam-youregon.wav
Ted … “Hey I know this is the Bible Belt and everything, but where I come from, this is not that big of a deal.”
Cop … “You son of a bitch, you’re going to fry.”
Length
00:14
Filesize
149k
tsam-yourewge.wav
Ted … “Woogie? Woogie? You’re Woogie?”
Dom … “Dom Wooganowske.”
Length
00:04
Filesize
39k
tsam-zipped.wav
{Zipping sound followed by screams of Ted}
Length
00:08
Filesize
82k
