Varsity Blues (21 WAVs Found)
vb-arrest.wav
Scott Caan as Charlie Tweeder … “Jonathan Moxon, you are under arrest for not being naked with some sophmore chick who wants to bathe you naked with her tongue.”
Length
00:06
Filesize
41k
vb-blown.wav
Jon Voight as Coach Bud Kilmer … “Are you hearing me? You disobey me and I will bury you. I know about your scholarship to Brown, I got your grades under review. And don’t you think for a minute, that I can’t fuck with your transcripts and get this whole deal blown for you.”
Length
00:14
Filesize
98k
vb-boney.wav
James Van Der Beek as Jonathan ‘Mox’ Moxon … “I don’t think I have a boney ass. I think I have a very nice ass.”
Ron Lester as Billy Bob … “It is kinda nice.”
Length
00:05
Filesize
33k
vb-catch.wav
Mox … “Billy Bob, this play is for you. Alright, Tweeder is gonna pitch you the ball.”
Billy Bob … “Oh no!”
Tweeder: “Oh no what! Just catch the b..look, a ball, I’m gonna catch it. That’s all, you big dummy!”
Length
00:09
Filesize
63k
vb-drop.wav
Tweeder … “Listen, you give ’em a percocet, two vicaden and a couple of beers and the panties drop.”
Length
00:07
Filesize
50k
vb-focus.wav
Tweeder … “I can’t focus! I need to get some ass!”
Length
00:02
Filesize
16k
vb-lost.wav
Billy Bob … “This ain’t the one, where I trot down the field and act like I’m lost is it?”
Length
00:03
Filesize
19k
vb-needle.wav
Billy Bob … “That needle goes anywhere near Wendall’s leg, I swear to God on my momma’s grave, I will rip your arms off and beat you to death with them.”
Length
00:07
Filesize
47k
vb-pedro.wav
Mox … Talks about the Male Erection
Length
00:30
Filesize
208k
vb-penis.wav
Tonie Perensky as Miss Davis … “Penis, Penis, Penis….Vagina, vagina, vagina.”
Length
00:04
Filesize
28k
vb-pig.wav
Billy Bob … “I love that dog.”
Mox … “I think it’s a pig.”
Length
00:03
Filesize
19k
vb-prison.wav
Mox … “Tweeder, do you think you’ll enjoy prison?”
Tweeder … “I don’t know.”
Length
00:02
Filesize
15k
vb-prom.wav
Billy Bob … “Will you go to the prom with me?”
Length
00:01
Filesize
8k
vb-roll.wav
Billy Bob … “Hey Mox, you skinny-ass bitch! Let’s roll!”
Length
00:05
Filesize
31k
vb-scared.wav
Kilmer … “This has nothing to do with you.”
Mox … “This has to do with all of us. We kill ourselves for you. Year-round we play hurt, we play sick and we spend most of that time scared that we’re gonna screw up and your gonna kick our ass because you don’t really give a fuck about us!”
Length
00:12
Filesize
83k
vb-second.wav
Kilmer … “You’re gonna be second string all your life boy!”
Length
00:02
Filesize
16k
vb-suck.wav
Tweeder … “She’s got this look, like I just fell out of the ‘I’m gonna suck your dick tree’ and hit every branch on the way down.”
Length
00:06
Filesize
39k
vb-ten.wav
Billy Bob … “I give it A ten! A ten! A fucking ten!”
Length
00:04
Filesize
29k
vb-unbelievable.wav
Mox … “Unbelievable.”
Ali Larter as Darcy Sears … “What?”
Mox … “I usually fall for the whip cream bikini every time.”
Length
00:04
Filesize
30k
vb-weakness.wav
Kilmer … “Never show weakness. Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain your inflict.”
Length
00:05
Filesize
36k
vb-widereceiver.wav
Darcy … “I think I need to be your wide receiver.”
Length
00:03
Filesize
21k
